I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Honey, why are you so stupid — I'm hinting that I want a dick

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Didn't even have time to give a hint — she got a part-time job on her dick

Student, why are you so impudent? Take off your pants, I'll punish you

No, honey, you're not going to work dressed like that — only to fuck off

Student beauty is worried, but wants to retake the exam — so he sucks

Seduced an ex for a porn shoot and leaked it — that's why she's an ex

Neighbor, what's all the fuss about? My pipes don't leak, check for yourself

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

Is that how you're dressed to fuck? Take your panties off, they're unnecessary

And if I show you my boobs, will you get off these stupid streams?

The lights are out, but we won't sit idly by, we'll rather fuck

Studying is boring, but if I show my tits I'll be on my dick

This underwear is so dirty, and I'm not a whore — I'll take it off and fuck the delivery guy

You got the wrong number and called an escort instead of a cook — even better

Walks around the house without panties, then wonders about the sperm on her boobs

What kind of work are you going to do dressed like that? Oh, we're quarantined

I asked a non-Russian maid for coffee... and this is what came out of it

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

Honey, the car is fucked, but at least we're going to go and get laid

Catch a foolproof way to fuck a girl — really works

Honey, let's fuck! You don't want to? At least let me jerk off with my tits